Like, HELLO!  Do you think I like don't have anything to do??   You think I haven't got anything better to do than to be scrabbling around in this dank musty old storeroom trying to find all those back issues you seem to want so bad?  My boss is always on me!  Find those back issues.  Last night?   He comes in at 4:45, PM!  "An order just came in for several back issues."   Like that's what I really wanted to hear at 4:45, PM!   I had a date with this really hot googly guy down in the ink spreading department and I had to get home to like do my hair and stuff.   And in comes my boss with "Find these issues.   Mail them out tonight."  I don't want to hear anymore about back issues.  I really don't.  Don't even talk to me about back issues.

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