We are like working really hard, you know?   Like, my boss goes, "Why isn't this picked up yet?   Like I told you two weeks ago and again last week and again yesterday and again this morning."   Like, what does he want, man?  So like when my boss goes you gotta like put all these back issues ONLINE man, like going back to the Dark Ages or the Teapot Dome Scandal or something, man, I just like flipped out!  What does he think, I'm like some big computer expert or something?   We've got so many back issues around here I can't even find my desk sometimes!  And I get that ink all over my fingers, you know?   I'm just one little person, Wanda Mae Epperson, in the Back Issues Department, and there's like only so much I can do, you know?