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ANNOUNCEMENTS
The New Primate Nooz takes very great pleasure in announcing
that it has been selected as the primatology newspaper which will
henceforth be distributed in all public school classrooms in Arizona,
replacing the East Mojave Desert Monkey Bulletin. Primatology
is being added to the Arizona public school curriculum as a basic
subject with three units required for graduation, beginning next
fall. The Arizona Secretary of Education will be meeting with
Mr. Kashihara Takeshitahara, owner of the New Primate Nooz,
in Phoenix next week to work out the details.
RECOMMENDED READING:
Hi!
I'm Potty!! I'd like all our loyal subscribers to read
at least three of the followng choices I have carefully selected for your special pleasure and the improvement of your minds. Which
could use it, I must say. Let me know how you like them. Ciao....
Watah Al-Qahirah (1972). “The Sudanese Blacknose Gelada
and What to To About It.” Desert Journal of Egypt
and the Sudan, 134:42-51. *****
Fyodor Butynski (1995). “Results of Ubsk-Karchinsky
Bluetail Artificial Burrow Project at the Ubsk Primate Recovery
Centre.” Notes from 2nd Int. Conf. on Artificial Primate
Burrows, Vol. 2, Section 4, pp. 29-78. *****
Uzman Shakhrisyabz (1986). “My First Encounter with
an Abominable Primate.” Bombay Monkey Club Notes,
153(2):55-77. *****
Alfred Townsend Winchester Crofford-Wiggles (1899). The Abominable
Primates of the Hindu Kush. Gravesend and Ipswich Book
Publishers, Birmingham. *****
Marennes Pauillac Soustons (1997). “Comment j'ai
découvert que les singes africains sauvages de forêt
tous ne descendent pas à la même cadence et épuisé
tout mon congé de maladie.” Examen de
la Fédération Descendante de Primat de Sub-Sahara,
19:49-61. *****
Christopher Shaw (2001). "Recognizing That Not Everyone Speaks
English Can Be A Tricky Business." Reader's Digest, 941:52-57.
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HELLMOUTH
TRAVEL/STUDY PROGRAM
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Under
the auspices of Sigsbee Junior Night College, the New Primate Nooz
is offering a three-month travel study program. Our students will
have an opportunity to go to Gabon, Jujube, Bali-Bali, Madagascar,
Rafikistan, Gorgonzola, Cheesequake and possibly to the planet Zarkon.
Tour Guide/Instructors may include Mr. Mitsuo Ohhohoho, Bill Measely,
Sir Ian Spotswood Allenby Crofford-Wiggles, Dr. Miedzyrzecz von Chechowice-Dziedzice, Senhor Teófilo Afonso Rosario Sobradinho and the
Right Reverand Archbishop Franklin Sitzmyrtle, but that hasn't been
determined yet, so don't say that we promised.
All interested parties should
inquire at the main office of Sigsbee Junior Night College at 212
St. Louis Street, Hellmouth, between the hours of 8pm and 8am. There
will be an informational meeting Jan.22 at a time to be announced.
The first session of the program will begin in June. |
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MISCELLANEOUS FOREIGN JIBBERISH
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The New Primate Nooz is pleased to offer, free
of charge, the following foreign phrases which might be
useful to its readers, if they should ever be unlucky
enough to find themselves travelling in some of the more
blighted areas of the world. |
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Seolfaidh an cnaipe a bhfuil "Tá an tádh orm
inniu" air díreach ar aghaidh thú chuig an chéad
leathanach gréasáin a fuarthas mar fhreagra ar do
cheist, déantar cuardach níos tapa má roghnaítear
"Tá an tádh orm inniu," rude thugann breis
ama duit chun naleathanaigh.
Knappen "Jeg prøver lykkenTM" tar deg automatisk
til den første nettsiden som kommer opp i respons til
forespørselen din, et søk med "Jeg prøver
lykken" betyr mindre tid på å søke etter
nettsider, og mer tid på å lese dem.
Der hohe mann mit den blauen augen kauft eine lokale zeitung, schreitet
dann schnell über der Straße zu einem gemüsehändler,
in dem er zwei zitronen und eine pampelmuse kauft, stoppt dann,
um zu denken.
O: trab sfg da iistkieo :m PTXX
":X exat>,.\\nte seis horas e:( não.,>.
Vil du prøve lykken? Legg inn et søk et inn og gjør
et forsøk!
Je voudrais savoir où la banque est, parce que je dois obtenir
une certaine somme d'argent pour louer une voiture et pour rendre
visite à ma soeur, qui habite à Cannes.
Ho un data con un esperto in elaborazione elettronica grazioso.
Prego mi direte dove posso comprare una piccola anguria?
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Produced as a
public service by those clever folks down at the Kashihara
Takeshitahara Corp., with additional funding generously
provided by Katsu's Karaoke Klub, the Marco Polo League
of Hong Kong and Japan, Fujihatsu Conglomerate Asia, the
Imperial Monkey Zoo, Joe's Not So Bad Cafe, the Vertical
Clinging and Leaping Society of Miyazaki Prefecture, and
Travel and Primatology Magazine. |
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© M. Charters, 2002, Sierra Madre, CA.
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