ANNOUNCEMENTS

Primate Nooz regrets to report that the circumstances
under which Professor M. Ohhohoho was found in the
poison-filled basin of the ancient, ant-strewn Amazon are
very suspicious at best, and that a meeting of the
Advisory Board has been called for next week to decide
what to do about it.  Our parent company, the Ralph A.
Bennett Teasdale Corporation, spent approximately $1.2
million in its world girdling and months long search for the veteran primatologist, explorer extraordinaire and
Nooz roving correspondent.  Numerous friends and
colleagues of the eccentric professor dedicated countless
hours in a vain and until recently fruitless attempt to find
him, and many have expressed shock and disappointment
at the suggestion that it may all have been a publicity
stunt.  Nooz West Coast correspondent Mr. Christopher
Shaw, who was preparing to depart for Tasmania when
the exciting news arrived of Ohhohoho's reemergence,
said “I am deeply shocked and disappointed at the
suggestion that this may all have been a publicity stunt,
and I can't wait to get my hands around that little shrimp's
neck.”  The Nooz will keep its many readers informed as
always as to any action taken against the professor.

RECOMMENDED READING:

Professor Mitsuo Ohhohoho  (1990).  Lost in the Hellish
Amazon.  Vanity Press,  Hoboken, N.J.  *****

Eric Scotmeister Fleiglehaus  (1989).  Misconceptions:
The Education of a Field Reporter.  J. Thomas Baggleton
Bros., Phoeniz, AZ.  *****

Sir Ian Spotswood Allenby Crofford Wiggles  (1984).
Irish Primates Throughout History.  Labrador, Sprouse,
Wickett and Ramsey, 6 Lower Bidlington Road, Alsham
P12, Hartford-on-Raven, Middlesex, U.K.  *****

Christopher Shaw  (1990).  "Searching for a Missing
Professor in the Wierd, Wet and Wild Tropics Can Be A
Tricky Business."  Reader's Digest,  913:9-27.  *

Adult male red-faced macaroon, highly-ranked, proven
fertile with many offspring, mate and habitat lost in recent
volcanic eruption, seeks either or both.  No bark eaters
please.  Willing to relocate.   J19.

Juvenile male olive (anubis) baboon with prominent
ischial callosities, recognizing sociopolitical realities, has
plan to improve status by using an infant as a shield. Will
pay 1-1/2X standard rate for male or female, days only.
Mothers with spare infants please respond ASAP.   C24.

Attractive female bluetail guenon, C. subterraneus, with
black cheek tufts and slender zygoma, needs burrow
mates, preferably more than two, for long days of
underground fun and frolic during coming dry season.
Range adjacent to Makokou Study Area.   D15.

Alpha (potential) prime (almost) male (definitely)
hamadryas baboon seeks harem of 4-5 females who have
had some experience and know what the score is.  Must
be willing to follow me around and do what I tell them,
and not go off with some other male or join one of those
political groups that seem to be springing up everywhere.
I have my eyes on a great territory and would like to share
it with you.  M8.

Handsome, rugged, large-eared Demidoff's galago,
weighs 65g., missing toilet claw on left 2nd pedal digit,
new in the neighborhood, searching for some female
companionship and up to date info on the best insect
hunting grounds.  I am especially partial to beetles.  Send
photo and maps.   B11.

Red-eyed saki, male, intermembral index 76, seeks pal with
long shaggy coat, large divergent canines and extremely
broad nose.  Don't bother to apply if you have a beard.
C27